I do not buy Oreos. Why? Because I will eat them all. I cannot have Oreos in my house — not like, because I can't, but because they like, can't be in my house, because they will just be in my stomach.
But I decided to take a gamble to make these pop tarts. Why? Because I saw the boxed version of them at the store the other day and was like, well, obviously I need to make those, and then I got on the internet and saw that no one had made them. How is that even possible? I thought literally everything was on the internet.
Well, it is now. You're welcome and I'm sorry. Both for the amount of pop tarts you're going to consume and the ensuing leftover Oreos.